BILL BILL BILL! BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY

ME ME LIKE SCIENCE! But i don't do beer. If you do however, go to your local library, rent some old Nye episodes and play this razzmataz style drinking game!

http://www.ringthis.com/tv_drinking_games/billnye.php

This is 'merica. We speak 'merican.

I suggest we share this site with all true 'Mericans we know so that it may  inspire us to all dress up like uncle sam and point at people and tell them that we want them, but not in a sexual way but a nationalist unified brotherly love sort of way. My bosom burns with patriotism. Yours should too.
http://www.truemerica.com/index.html

May this pony guide you where the light cant

Blindness in itself can in no way be funny, but resources used by the blind seem to have broken the barrier between comedy and blindness. As if seeing eye dogs were not enough, I present to you seeing eye ponies-
http://www.guidehorse.org/

panty heaven

I for one enjoy the costumes and outfits made for our four legged friends. Dressing my dog up as a hamburger or putting a mini tuxedo on him would make my day, nay, my week. However he is not very keen to such fineries and my sick fantasy can only be fulfilled by visiting the "Can I has cheezburger" website. But even I with my strange fascination to see such adorableness feel put off by one website that goes as far as to offer a certain article of clothing for pooches that seems almost inappropriate. I speak of course of panties.... panties for dogs. enjoy.

http://www.poochieheaven.com/dogpanties.html

The miracle of the bear, the bow, and the bowman

http://www.maxgreinerart.com/ProphecyMiracleBear.html