HoJo Me Motor, Matey!

Ok. Ok. Ok.. Um. I'm really serious about this guys. A dear friend shared this way important site with me. I don't know how magnets work, but this seems to legit. Um, so like this guy named HoJo, um, like made a magnet machine, um, and its like the energy saver of the century, and...um, its like the energy companies are totes mad about it, and um, you need to buy it now cuz the energy companies are way super mad, and um, you need to buy it now cuz the website could be taken down any minute, and um, have your credit card ready. and um. here it is.

http://www.hojomotor.com/

A Will Smith Facebook Extravaganza

Fresh Prince! Snakes On a Plane! Men In Black! It's about time Will Smith got some real recognition for his amazing performances. Personally I wish he would lay off the F-words in that gosh darn Tarantino film he was in, but luckily the dirty language is overshadowed by tear-jerking, exciting, and emotional portrayals he gives to us, his fans, in his many distinct and powerful roles. So go ahead. Like his page and become a true Will Smith fan.

http://www.facebook.com/pages/Will-Smith-Fan-Club/310281634993

Virtual horse meets my reality!

Oh, how I have desired a horse for myself. One that I can pet, groom, feed, etc.... But geez louise I just don't have the property to house a horse in a horse house (barn), neither do I have the resources to keep it alive. That is why I feel everyone with the same urge to have a horse should know about this humdinger- the virtual internet horse! Join NOW!

http://www.paradisehorseclub.com/home

BILL BILL BILL! BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY

ME ME LIKE SCIENCE! But i don't do beer. If you do however, go to your local library, rent some old Nye episodes and play this razzmataz style drinking game!

http://www.ringthis.com/tv_drinking_games/billnye.php

This is 'merica. We speak 'merican.

I suggest we share this site with all true 'Mericans we know so that it may  inspire us to all dress up like uncle sam and point at people and tell them that we want them, but not in a sexual way but a nationalist unified brotherly love sort of way. My bosom burns with patriotism. Yours should too.
http://www.truemerica.com/index.html

May this pony guide you where the light cant

Blindness in itself can in no way be funny, but resources used by the blind seem to have broken the barrier between comedy and blindness. As if seeing eye dogs were not enough, I present to you seeing eye ponies-
http://www.guidehorse.org/

panty heaven

I for one enjoy the costumes and outfits made for our four legged friends. Dressing my dog up as a hamburger or putting a mini tuxedo on him would make my day, nay, my week. However he is not very keen to such fineries and my sick fantasy can only be fulfilled by visiting the "Can I has cheezburger" website. But even I with my strange fascination to see such adorableness feel put off by one website that goes as far as to offer a certain article of clothing for pooches that seems almost inappropriate. I speak of course of panties.... panties for dogs. enjoy.

http://www.poochieheaven.com/dogpanties.html